Fun Facts About Dawn and Sarah

To better acquaint ourselves with our readers, we would like to introduce ourselves through a series of fun facts about Dawn and Sarah, as decided by each other.

Dawn:

• AKA "The Human Garbage Disposal"
• could entertain herself with nothing but a swamp
• is obsessed with the ideas of backpacking and paintball
• the movie "Gidget" is the story of her life (although she has never seen it)
• is infamous for swallowing a blinking lightbulb in Gatlinburg (an incident famous both at Porter and in Alabama)
• has a fetish for nerds, cowboys, and nerdy cowboys ("I like big belt buckles, and I cannot lie...")
• convinced Sarah to eat a fire ant in New Mexico (ending in Sarah's hand getting stung and swelling up for three weeks)
• will not refuse any dare (and we mean ANY)
• has a track record of leaving car on and unlocked, often with things on top
• is pyro (mwah, hah, hah)

Sarah:

• makes random weird noises with her throat
• likes to dress fashionably, but not match
• CANNOT cry (she has the heart of the Tin Man)
• her role models include Lorelai Gilmore and Nanny Fine
• loves her hot pink crocks, hot pink Converses, hot pink flip-flops, hot pink sandals, and her hot pink blog!
• dislikes unnecessary physical contact (as in, from people of the same sex)
• loves going through other people's underwear drawers
• likes blood and gore (why do you want to become a nurse, Sarah?...)
• has yummy tasting body sparkles
• LOVES Cheetos (especially the big puffy ones)

So, in closing, you now know us a little better...so go buy us a Christmas present. Thanks.